Chapter 3 three

My wife was "surprised" and frowned and asked me what I was looking for?Like all wives, what she can't stand the most is the mess when she enters the house. That day was Friday.She leaves work early.I didn't expect that she would come back after three o'clock. I said I was looking for a pen!Find a pen you're used to. My wife put down her satchel, mourning her own misfortune, angry at her husband, staring at me with disgust and helplessness. She said in an instructive tone of "three mothers teaching children", my dear husband, you, you, writer Liang Xiaosheng, why do you have to lie and tell lies?What you are looking for is what you are looking for.Why do you want to talk about looking for the West when you are looking for East Africa?Is this kind of thing worth lying to your wife?Are your regular pens in all those drawers?Will it be in the fridge?Will it be in the medicine box?

I said that in addition to looking for pens, I was also looking for shirts. Readers, don’t you all agree with me that a lie must be told at certain times and under certain circumstances?For example, in the situation I was in at the time, would my wife believe me when I told the truth?Even if I curse heaven and earth to make her believe it, it is impossible for her to believe it! My wife asked me if I found the shirt? I said no. My wife asked me what kind of shirt I was looking for?Said look at your shirt, hasn't it been turned upside down by you?Are you looking for a shirt that you never had?

I didn't say anything anymore, just calmed down. The wife sniffed and said, why is there a smell of perfume in the room? I said where is the smell of perfume?I also sniffed my nose seriously, saying why can't I smell it?You have a problem with your nose! The wife sniffed again.Say my nose is fine!Do you have a problem with your own nose?Has anyone been here? I said no. The wife asked what was that? —she was pointing to the two police uniforms on the sofa. I said aren't those two sets of police uniforms? The wife asked where it came from. I said - isn't one of my TV scripts going to be filmed?The director preliminarily found two actors and brought them to talk to me, wanting to hear my analysis of the characters in the play face to face.

My wife said that I remember that there are no characters in police uniforms in your script! I said yes, yes, the first draft did not exist.But now it's in the final draft, and it's the protagonist... The wife said that she tried pretending at our house? I said how pious the two actors are, and the director is also so pious. Of course, I hope I can give more valuable opinions on the costumed characters! The wife said, why did you lie in the first place and why did you tell lies?When people come, people come!It's not worth lying, it's not worth telling lies!How did you become like this now?Even if you like to lie very much and tell lies, there is still a question of whether it is worth it!Why are you not worth lying or telling lies, and you have to lie and tell lies?

Ladies and gentlemen, dear dear readers, you all comment objectively, impartially, and without bias at all. Is it because I like to lie and tell lies?Do I have to lie and tell lies?My wife asks again and again, but I lie and tell lies again and again, so what can I do?Lies and lies are like necklaces, they are all in clusters!After saying the first sentence, there must be seven or eight or ten or so sentences of "subsidy"!For example, if you pick up a bead on a necklace, it means that you are picking up the whole necklace.This is called law.All laws do not depend on human will!The law has restricted that I have lied and must lie and tell lies again and again!Isn't my wife's accusation against me purely "I don't feel pain in my back when I stand and talk"?

That day I suddenly felt very, very sympathetic to some officials.They lie, they tell lies, they say one thing to their superiors, another to their subordinates, one thing in meetings, another at home, one thing in front of the masses, another behind their backs Say one thing to your "revolutionary comrades" and another to your wife and children.For sure, it is also the result of regularity!There are even some officials who lie and tell lies to their superiors again and again, and to the masses again and again, but their official career is prosperous and their positions get higher and higher. The power is getting bigger and bigger, there must be a deeper level, and the laws that people who are not in the officialdom can't grasp are controlling them!Compassion breeds understanding.I almost blurted out "Long live understanding" and here comes...

The wife said again, don't you want to give some explanation for your behavior of lying and telling lies all the time?Even if it's a random explanation, it's fine! I'm bored.I said my wife, are you finished yet? Wife said why I didn't bother you?Go to the sofa, pick up the high heels worn by the female alien visitor and ask - you also added a female lead in your script? I said yes, that's right! Wife said she also tried pretending at our house? I said, yes, yes!tried! Do you want to try this trick? ——She put down her high heels and picked up her bra. At that moment, I secretly hated the two alien men and women, especially that woman!I said from my heart that on your bird planet, you may not be divided into men and women. Even if you also have men and women, your women may not have breasts like the women on our earth!You're just pretending to be a policewoman on Earth in front of me for "work convenience"!Then why do you have to wear so much under the police uniform?Doesn't this leave evidence for my wife to have groundless suspicions?Doesn't this mean that we divide our relationship between husband and wife?

I looked at the bra hooked on my wife's finger and was speechless for a moment.It looked like an oversized bra.Red.hook flower.For breasts, there are many places that can be exposed and few places that can be covered.To be precise, it is like two small nets. "In addition to this stuff, also try silk weaving trousers?" I babbled, baffled, and didn't know how to answer. "In front of your interview with the director? Or did the director avoid it and show it to you alone?" "..." "Honey, are you writing a TV script or an advertisement for women's underwear?"

"..." "You answered!" I laughed sarcastically.I said my wife, you are no longer "Sanniang teaching your son", but "spring grass rushing into the hall"! My wife said, don't be glib with me!Why did you take off the sweater?The temperature in the room is not too high!Not too hot for your share, is it?I'm afraid even the shirt and trousers were just put on before I went home?Why are there two holes in the unwashed shirt? So my wife came up to me and studied the hole in my shirt carefully. "Cigarette hot?" "No no. Really not!"

"Tsk tsk, it's clearly burned by the cigarette butt! I'm too embarrassed to admit it! The skin is scorched, and your female number one is hot?" "She's not my 'number one'!" "Didn't you just say it yourself?" "I did not say!" "What a tough mouth! Well, even if it's not your 'number one woman', then who is she? Who is she? What does it have to do with you?" "She... she's not a fucking human at all! It has nothing to do with me!" "It has nothing to do with you? She tried on clothes in front of you, starting from the top of the bra and silk knit pants, and even burned you with a cigarette butt, and you fell in front of me and said that she had nothing to do with you! Tsk tsk, dear husband! Now that you lie and tell lies, why is your level not improving, but getting lower and lower? Why don’t you even tell a little bit of logic? Let me tell you, the level of lying and lying in the whole nation is greatly improving. Improving! My husband, you are behind the times! Don’t worry, I will say what you want to say for you. That’s called an audition, right? There are many bed scenes in your play, right? See You are so capable and promising now! You have new ideas! You are generous! You are on the wave! You can write bed scenes! But don’t you feel ashamed? Do you know what you do in your own home? It's called depravity! It's called corruption! The depravity and corruption of a literati! Did you really make a fake show in bed with your 'female number one'?"

"Nonsense! I'll beat you!" "Becoming angry? Being burnt by a woman with a cigarette butt feels very exciting, doesn't it? That's still called sickness! It's also called masochism! Even such a high-level problem has been added! I advise you, now 'sweeping pornography', 'sweeping Prostitutes are on the cusp, don't provoke the real police one day, and treat our house as a "yellow den"! Then, the scandal will be enough for you for the rest of your life , I can't enjoy it enough!..." As soon as the wife finished speaking, she picked up the satchel, turned around and left. I said my dear, where are you going? My wife said my dear, don't pretend to be sweet with me.Apart from this home, I have nowhere to live.I have to go away for a few days.Out of sight out of mind.You are left with two options, either to reflect on yourself, correct your past mistakes, and turn your prodigal son back; or continue to slide on the verge of incorrigibility, slide into the pile of scum, and degenerate to the point that even dogs don’t want to How close you are! ... My wife stared at me for a moment, then resolutely walked away... I couldn't keep my eyes shut that night.Readers, everyone, do you think I have anything to reflect on?Isn't it too "fucking" to jump into the Yellow River to clean up the matter?Am I wronged or not? ... Early the next morning, I went to the home of Lao Miao, the chairman of our City Writers Association. Lao Miao has just bought a "566" and is devoting all his attention to playing something. After I sat down, I said straight to the point: "Old Miao, I have something to do. I have a heavy responsibility and I must report it to you." Lao Miao said, "Oh, is it that serious?" I said of course it was serious.Not serious, but grim!It was so grim!I hope you don't interrupt me even once when I'm reporting. Lao Miao said that our "Writers Association" could have something to do with something so serious?Well, then you go ahead, keep it simple and to the point, I'm all ears. So I told him the modern absurd play that was staged at my house yesterday, in its original form, with plots and details. Lao Miao showed admirable and lovely patience, and he really didn't interrupt me once. When I finally finished speaking, while smoking, he stood up, scratched his bald head, and paced up and down in his study, thinking. I showed a corresponding amount of patience, watching him expectantly. And then he stood before me and said in the tone of authoritative conclusion: "Not bad. Very good." I blinked and blinked, as if in a fog. He asked again: "How many characters do you intend to accept?" It dawned on me.I said, Lao Miao, where do you want to go?I'm not trying to talk to you about ideas!What I said, no, what I reported was the truth!It was a real thing that happened in my house yesterday! "It's true!" - He bent down, brought his face close to mine, stared at my face intently and researchingly for a long time, and asked slowly: "Do you want me to believe that what you said is true?" thing?" I said Lao Miao, you have to believe it is true!You can't doubt it at all! He said calmly, why can't I have the slightest doubt?Why do I have to believe it's true? ——and put one hand on my forehead, and said to himself——but you really don’t have a high fever! I said Lao Miao, of course I didn't have a high fever!I didn't come to your house to talk nonsense with you!This matter is no small matter, you can't take it as a joke!I respect you and trust you. You are my immediate superior, so I report to you first!And you have an unshirkable duty to report to the municipal party committee! Lao Miao said, report to the municipal party committee?Are you taking me for a fool?You also want to play the leaders of the municipal party committee as fools?Are you crazy? I said Lao Miao, do you think I'm crazy? Lao Miao said, if you are not insane, then you must be mentally ill!Are you too selfish?Once you enter the state of creation, for fear of being disturbed, a "no reception" note must be posted on the door, the phone must be turned off, and you will not even attend the regular meeting of the Writers Association!Once your creation has come to an end, it’s time for one to play with another, no matter whether they are in the process of creation, their buttocks are heavy, and they will chat with them endlessly as soon as they sit down!It doesn't matter whether people welcome you or not, annoying or not!Piggybacking on your next idea!In the process of disturbing others, the belly draft of another work of yours has also matured.You've always been like this, isn't it immoral?Let me tell you frankly that many of our friends who are writers have already had opinions on this point of yours!Since you said that you respect me and regard me as your leader, then today I will advise you with your leadership status and qualifications, your fucking mental state can't be so dark!To be a human being, you must leave yourself some popularity! I'm on fire.I said, Lao Miao, what the hell are you talking about with me?This is where and where! Lao Miao said don't get angry! —He glanced down at his watch and said you wasted all forty-five minutes of me!As Mr. Lu Xun said, wasting other people's time is tantamount to murdering one's fortune!I have the right to ask you to pay back my life and money! I blinked again. He said triumphantly, now you have to listen to me talk about my idea!I know that you have always looked down on me, thinking that I have run out of talents, that I have no future in creation, and that I am completely finished, so you are the chairman of the association!You don't need to explain!There is no use in explaining!But I want to tell you, my old Miao has not made a song for three years, and it is a blockbuster, a blockbuster!The novel I am writing now, if it is published in half a year, it will definitely shake the literary world!A peak of contemporary literature must be erected, and you will hang your pens all your life!Stop writing at all!Writing is nothing but rubbish below the peak!The idea of ​​your article just now is just absurd and sci-fi, playful taste!In this article, I must stick to calm realism!A great handed down work must be realistic! ... I yelled: Lao Miao, shut the fuck up! After I yelled, I opened the cloth pocket I brought... Lao Miao said, what do you want to take out? I said what else can I take out?Take out their worn clothes! Lao Miao said they?Who are they? I said who else could it be?It's the two alien visitors I told you about! Since those small things are on the top, I took out the bra and the silk trousers first, took out a high-heeled shoe, and dropped it on the ground... Lao Miao's eyes widened. He rolled his tongue and said, that, that, what kind of woman really went to your house yesterday? ... I said why don't you believe it?Is this all physical evidence? He said, when she appeared in front of you, did she wear this?And the feet are high heels? I said of course not what you imagined!Speaking of Lao Miao, why did your imagination start to enrich in the naked way? As I said that, I took out my police uniform again... Lao Miao said good brother, don't dig out, don't dig out!I believe it I believe it!Isn't it just that two aliens came to your house and teased you?There are many such things! There will be an article every few issues of "Flying Saucer" magazine!I believe it completely, isn't it enough?Still digging out, don't dig out! ... Lao Miao is also a little angry.Push me away, stuff the things I just took out into the bag... I said, Chairman Miao, leader, since you believe it, there is no need to delay, I ask you to report to the leaders of the municipal party committee immediately! ... I have no time! ——Lao Miao roared——didn't you see that I was creating?I usually serve you writers, masters, young masters, ladies, writers, and ladies of writers. After finally finding some time, I approved myself as a creative leave for more than a month, and you are here to make trouble for no reason!you go you go!go!The leaders of the city are holding a standing committee these days, and no one is here!If you want to report, report yourself!The credit for saving the people of our entire city also belongs to you, and I will not take credit for you! ... As he spoke, he stuffed my bag into my arms, pushed me out the door, and slammed the door shut. I was standing outside his house in a daze, when the door opened again, I saw his hand stretched out, throwing out the skinny high-heeled shoe that fell on the floor of his house... Writer Liang, listen up!You can be corrupt as much as you can, you can be corrupt as much as you can, and you can mess around with men and women!If the people don't raise the law, the law won't be prosecuted, and I, the chairman of the Writers Association, don't care about it!But if you have caused trouble in the relationship between men and women, and you have made up ghosts to deceive me, trying to make me believe and protect you, then you are a blind man who is wasting his candle and completely miscalculated! After a goddamn conversation, the door slammed shut again. I couldn't help kicking his door hard, calling Lao Miao, you bastard!You will be a sinner through the ages! ... Xiao Shao, the secretary of Deputy Secretary Qu, who is in charge of culture and education of the Municipal Party Committee, received me.I have met him a few times before, and we are more familiar with each other.He was kind to me. Like Lao Miao, he showed respectable and lovely patience, staring at me face to face, without asking a word.He quietly listened to my ins and outs, and finished the report calmly. Is there any other situation? —He smiled, very reservedly.He had already put down his pen, closed his notebook, and stopped taking notes when he listened to my report for a third of the time. I also smiled.I'm a little embarrassed.I feel like a profiteer, trying to deceive others into buying fake and shoddy products with rhetoric. I said nothing else happened.Everything that needs to be reported has been reported.I asked a little worriedly, Xiao Shao, why did you only record one-third of the record and not record it? Xiao Shao said don't worry!What I should remember, I remembered it all with my brain. I said otherwise I would not report.I know the leaders of the municipal party committee are busy these days.But when I think of their threats to punish us earthlings, I feel very worried and disturbed!We can't even imagine how they will be punished!If it's a small punishment, let's bear it!But what if they punished them harshly?For example, like a big earthquake, like a plague, like a volcanic eruption... Xiao Shao said that there are mountains near our city, and there are no volcanoes. He finally started interrupting me. I said yes, yes, there is no volcano.But there is a river, right?If there is a flood and the whole city is submerged, that would be miserable enough!Water and fire are ruthless! In the great flood recorded in the Bible, only Noah and his family were left in all mankind! ... Xiao Shao nodded repeatedly.Say yes yes.That is indeed miserable enough!He looked extremely serious.But I could see he was pretending to be serious.It was obvious that he wanted to laugh out loud, but he suppressed the inconvenience of laughing. He also said, Mr. Liang, I know you are a very responsible writer.Is this good!Deputy Secretary Qu often praises you in front of me for your precious sense of responsibility as a writer!But don't get carried away, too much energy... what did I say?I didn't catch the last sentence, Xiao Shao, repeat it again... Of course I fucking got it! "Too much fun?"—what the hell? ! Xiao Shao smiled and got up to cover up the water in my glass. He asked how is the tea? I was angry and silent. He then said, Teacher Liang, I used the wrong words just now, so don't take it to heart.I mean, don't worry too much.As long as there is the correct leadership of the municipal party committee and the active cooperation of the general public, all monsters, monsters, evil spirits, including the alien male and female visitors you mentioned, are enough to be defeated!Teacher Liang, at any time and under any circumstances, I hope you will continue to believe that the people believe in the party... I took a sip of tea, and suddenly felt that my throat was moistened a little, and I didn't feel so uncomfortable due to dry mouth.I said Xiao Shao, Secretary Shao, you are right.Quite right.But we'd better keep our heads up and try not to bring things to the point of armed conflict.According to my analysis, they have no malicious intentions.In fact, it is based on the attitude of curing diseases and saving lives.So we shouldn't shy away from disease, should we?What's more, our social situation is not so stable, turbulent, people's hearts are impetuous, workers are unemployed, cadres are corrupt, middle-aged people are weak, young people are rich, old people are pessimistic and depressed about the future of the country... and so on. It is very disadvantageous to maintain and promote the great achievements of "reform and opening up", isn't it? Xiao Shao said that was it!Speaking of Mr. Liang, it seems that you already know a little about politics.Deputy Secretary Qu asked us to be secretaries to understand a little bit of politics!It is said that among your writers and stars, you have to set up a few models who understand politics!You and Deputy Secretary Qu took the initiative to express your wish. If I have the opportunity to play the side drum for you again, maybe I will be set as a role model! ——He changed the subject and asked me suddenly, Mr. Liang, have you seen American blockbusters? I said I knew it was going to be hot.Always wanted to watch it, but never got around to it? Xiao Shao took out a ticket from the house and gave it to me.It was said that it was an afternoon ticket, and the time was very leisurely - but he had to attend the Standing Committee in the afternoon and be responsible for recording, so he couldn't make it.It is suggested that I must go and see it, entertaining and entertaining, dispelling the curse, and trying to relax the creative nerves that were too tight in the past. He walked me all the way to the steps outside the City Hall.When he shook hands with me and said goodbye, he patted my shoulder and reminded me again and again with great concern and piousness: "Take it easy, please take it easy! Your body is your capital! Once your body breaks down, it will not be worth the loss!" ... Very nice.The scene was whimsical and feasted my eyes.Yankees are so fucking rich!To spend nearly 100 million U.S. dollars to play a movie!Wouldn't that make the audience stunned? When the lights were turned on, I saw many people were absent-minded and looked stupid.Obviously, watching too much, I haven't had time to "liberate myself" from it. There is a door mirror in the theater foyer.I couldn't help but stop in front of the mirror, and seeing myself in the mirror was also distracted, with a silly look on my face.Thinking to myself, this is where the greatness of the so-called "screen impact" comes from? Leaving the theater, walking all the way, thinking all the way-what is there in fact?Isn't it satisfying the "spectacle of the eyes"?A ticket of more than 80 yuan is equivalent to more than a thousand people playing an "electronic game machine" together in the same space in the dark?Isn't Schwarzenegger on the screen like a cartoon hero?What is going on in this world?Nearly 100 million US dollars of entertainment investment wow!Don't human beings intend to leave some "spectacles" for the eyes of the next century to see?If one day human eyes are no longer surprised no matter what they look at, can Yankees take such a serious responsibility?And further thinking, if I can live to that day, I will definitely call on people all over the world to claim compensation from American Luner!To fight a sensational international lawsuit in the 21st century, and strongly demand that Yankees compensate for the loss of the "functional desire" of the eyes of people all over the world!Let's see if Yankees can afford it or not! So I thought about what happened to me, why isn't it also a "true lie"? The sky is falling and everyone is on top.Anyway, what I can do, I have already done it with a sense of responsibility.I hope the two alien men and women don't come to trouble me again. On the second day and the third day, I went fishing for two days in a row.It has been rewarding.Live in the bathtub.The dead ones were packed up and frozen in the refrigerator.When I was distracted, I forgot what I had done. On the fourth day the wife came back from her natal home.Very affectionate to me.It was as if there had been no misunderstanding between us, as if we had vomited.She said I lost weight.It must be because of excessive use of the brain and lack of sleep. Just after dinner, my wife urged me to wash up.As soon as I finished washing, my wife gave me a few pills and insisted on watching my eyes go down.I asked what medicine it was, and she said it was some kind of compound vitamin, which mediates autonomic nerves.Say you are not an autonomic disorder?From now on, insist on taking this medicine! ... I wake up.I found that I was no longer at home, but in a single ward of a certain hospital. Just wondering, a young nurse came in. I ask what time is it? She said it was almost half past eleven, and dinner would be served soon. I asked why am I here? She said you were sick. What disease do I ask? She pointed to her own temple. I was shocked.Is it neuropathy? She said take it easy.Not that serious.He said that as long as you rest at ease and actively cooperate with the treatment, you will gradually return to normal. I asked who brought me here? She said your wife.And the comrades in charge of your Writers Association will pay for it. I asked if it was a tall and fat man like "Hu Hansan"? She said yes.It is very similar to "Hu Hansan", the leader of the returning home group in the movie "Sparkling Red Star". I think that is undoubtedly the old Miao. She ordered me to take off my pants.Give me an injection. I asked what injection to give me? She smiled at me slyly and said, why do you need to know so much?Say how good the conditions here are!You have to know that you are living in the high-ranking ward!Since it is here, let it be safe!Say that the leaders in the city care about you.In fact, you are not qualified to live in the senior cadre ward, it was specially approved by the leaders of the city... I was full at noon.Also very fragrant. I thought to myself that what the nurse said was right—these conditions are really good!There are bathrooms and TVs inside; there are courtyards, rivers and bridges outside.The environment is quiet, perfect for a quiet person like me to recuperate.Moreover, the nurse is also quite beautiful, with a charming smile and a sweet and soft voice—I don’t know if the city leaders have also ordered her to only take care of me, a special patient.Special circumstances deserve special treatment! An old doctor came in the afternoon.He pretended to be chatting casually and asked me some questions - what books do you often read recently?How much do you write every day during the creative phase?Have the two male and female aliens you mentioned ever harassed you again?Have you ever dreamed of them?Have you ever had "Freudian" thoughts about that female alien?Do you often suffer from insomnia?Do you think your sexual function is still strong?Do you love fantasy?Do you often wish to become a figure in the public eye? ... I am not an idiot.How can a writer who has written millions of words and won many awards be an idiot?There will be some omens to become an idiot, there is a gradual process of change! So I asked back: "Doctor, is this a mental hospital?" The old doctor looked at me researchingly from behind the lens.I thought he would tell lies and lie to me. Unexpectedly, he answered frankly: "Yes. This is a mental hospital." "Psychiatric hospitals also have high-ranking wards?" "Yes. There is also a high-ranking ward." "How many high-level officials are mentally ill?" "Not a lot. Senior officials are human too! In the era of commodities, everyone's ideas have been completely impacted. They are no exception. But in comparison, they are mostly 'literate mad'. They don't smash or make trouble, and don't howl or scream. " It seems that the old doctor is an expert who specializes in treating high-ranking cadres with mental illness.If you are not an expert, it is absolutely impossible to talk about it in such a clear way.He said that among them, they can be divided into the following categories - the first category belongs to "depression". "Melancholia" is divided into two types: those who worry about themselves and those who worry about the country.Those who worry about themselves are nothing more than because the position and level they hoped to be promoted to before retirement have disappeared, and their remuneration after retirement will be greatly reduced.Or the work, life, and personal wishes of the children and even the grandchildren have not been arranged.At least it's not arranged yet.As a result, from being superior to being depressed, and from being depressed to being sick, he was finally sent here.Those who worry about the country are simply because the corruption they face is too serious, there are too many social problems, dialectics are not well learned, they cannot distinguish the mainstream from the tributaries, and they cannot understand the relationship between nine fingers and one finger. Taishan, unable to see the great form of "reform and opening up", had a pessimistic view of the future of the country and the nation, and was unable to recover from it. here.The second category belongs to "Alzheimer's disease".I am used to holding power, bossing around, saying one thing, arbitrarily acting, and domineering. Once I leave the "power field", or I don't actually leave the "power field", I just leave the "power field" The center of the "power field" just thinks that the power has fallen to the side, or that the power is not as great as before, that there are fewer departments in charge, fewer people in charge, and fewer things in charge, so they don't talk to each other all day long.So qi and blood attack the heart, which leads to cerebral thrombosis and cardiovascular obstruction.So hospitalized.Once hospitalized, intelligence decreased significantly once.After staying in the hospital several times, he became a patient with "senile dementia".The third category belongs to "judgment loss disorder".As a public servant, in the officialdom, he cares about everything, of course, it is based on the right and the left, and the prosperity of the official career is the most important.Observing the face and the color, making the rudder according to the wind, and only looking forward to the peak, this is probably a skill that must be good at.Moreover, you must look forward and backward, and be good at keeping one hand.Taking too big a step and deciding to advance aggressively is called left.Slow half a beat, behind the form, is called the right.If you look at the second class, you try to see what you know, and when the conditions are ripe, you may miss the opportunity, and you will be accused of not doing anything, making no achievements, and having no pioneering spirit.In a word, there is no political achievement.Without political achievements, wouldn't the political future be in jeopardy?Which public servant does not have public servants to control and lead?When public servants see public servants, nowadays, some things are difficult to say.Some questions are hard to answer.Some phenomena are difficult to report.You public servant, you know what kind of words the public servant who leads you like to hear at any time of the day?For example, if prices rise and workers lose their jobs, if you are optimistic, say nothing.It is said that the common people can bear it.It is said that it can even bear more and heavier.The other party may criticize you for being politically naive, having been trained by the party for many years, why haven’t you matured at all?How come there is no sense of urgency at all?Why is it that the party is very worried and worried about things, but you are blindly optimistic here?To speak lightly?Probably already ready to break away from the system one day and part ways with the party, right?How disgustingly optimistic you are!If you say that the problem is serious, if you don't solve it properly as soon as possible, it will interfere with the overall stability of the Republic.The other party may ask back, so do you have any brilliant ideas?You must not have it!What can you do?You just have to tell the truth.Say no.so good.The other party may also criticize you as naive in politics, having been cultivated by the party for many years, why haven't you matured at all?Why don't you have the confidence to govern at all?Why is it that the party is far-sighted, strategizing, taking it easy, and deploying certain things, but you are here blindly pessimistic and alarmist?Is it as serious as you think?In the estimation of the situation, in the view of the overall situation, why are you just the opposite of your superiors and run counter to it?Comrade, you have to ask yourself why!Because of the loss of judgment, it is not as easy to be an official as before.In front of high-ranking officials, the small official felt more and more difficult to speak.Even speaking official Chinese requires more experience and higher skills than before.Some public servants who are not very old, lack experience and skills in this area, and feel great psychological pressure all day long. Over time, they will also be sent here... The old doctor also said that corruption is not only a political phenomenon, but also a mental illness.It can be called "faith breakdown disease." He asked me——Writer Liang, when you say "money worship", was it formed from the bottom up or from the top down? I snorted for a while, but didn't answer.Simply pretend to be stupid.I'm afraid no answer will be right.He would be criticized by him as "politically naive", and then he would determine that my "mental illness" was serious, and I would not be allowed to leave the hospital for one or two years.Although the conditions here are good, and even though I enjoy the treatment of a high-ranking official, I still don't plan to live there for a long time. He asked again——Writer Liang, who do you think is the least confident about the future of "reform and opening up" and the future of this country? I smiled and asked, doctor, what do you think? At the same time, I thought to myself, why did the old guy ask me such a fucking question?Don't you still belong to the Ministry of Security?I have to be a little wary of him.These days, the heart of defense is indispensable! He said, you dare not say, I dare to say. "Money worship" is formed from top to bottom!First of all, some public servants have opened their eyes when they see money!First of all, they don't believe in anything except money!Their strong desire to carve up the country proves that they themselves have no confidence in the country's future at all!I'm afraid that if the action is too late, if you are too young, you will not be able to divide it up, and you will suffer a big loss!And those who live here are precisely those who want to carve up but fail to get it, and feel that they have suffered a great loss psychologically.Those who have already been divided are enjoying themselves outside, living the life of aristocrats.Of course, some were sent elsewhere.In other places, the conditions here are not as good.It can only be blamed on their stupid way, or even though the way is very ingenious, but they have no background, no backing, all thanks to... Where do I have the heart to listen to him talk to me about this! I interrupted him and said doctor, look at me, what type of patient do I belong to? The old doctor squinted at me again. I said, as a patient, I have the right to know about my condition, right? He pondered for a moment, and said in a more frank tone, first of all, based on my experience, you can of course be excluded from the case of "Wu Crazy".Based on my experience, I don't think you are "literally crazy".You shouldn't be living in it at all. I said, can you approve me to leave the hospital?I said that I am not a high-ranking official, but I am lucky enough to be admitted to the high-ranking ward and relax in a special way, so why not do it?But if it's a mental hospital, it's two different things!I said that I am very unaccustomed to enjoying high-level treatment in a mental hospital... He said he understood very well.It is said that normal people are regarded as mentally ill, and gradually they will become mentally ill.There is a problem of psychological environmental influence, psychological suggestion and psychological orientation.But he has no right to approve my discharge from the hospital.I was discharged from the hospital with the consent of the leader of the "Writers Association".In fact, the leader of the Writers Association can't make the decision, so he has to ask the leader of the municipal party committee... I asked why?Why am I so loved? He said Writer Liang, don't mention aliens anymore!When it comes to aliens, he himself has always held the attitude that he must believe it, and he cannot believe it completely.This alone cannot constitute a medical basis for my mental abnormality.Said that if I want to be discharged from the hospital as soon as possible, then first of all it depends on whether I behave mentally in front of the leaders of the "Writers Association"! I said, please call the leader of our Writers Association, I want to see him immediately, the sooner the better... In the evening, Xiaoyue walked with me.小悦就是那位又年轻又漂亮的女护士。只要她一出现在我身旁，我的心神就安定多了，就又“乐不思蜀”了，不想外边的世界也不想家了。 我问她——小悦，你喜欢文学么？ 我想她若碰巧是一个文学女青年，哪怕仅仅是文学女读者，那多好哇！也许她会对我心生崇拜希望认我为师的。收下这么一个又年轻又漂亮的文学女弟子，将是我的多大的幸事啊！唉唉，这年头，文学青年越来越少了。文学女青年更其少了。漂亮的文学女青年，简直就是凤毛麟角了。没了漂亮的文学女青年们的敬仰和崇拜，当作家又成了多么没意思的事儿啊！灵感从哪儿来啊！出不了“精品”，出不了史诗，那能只埋怨作家么？ 月光下，小悦的脸儿显得那么白皙。她令人，更准确地说是令我心猿意马地一笑。刚欲回答，树丛后冷不丁闪出一个矮矮胖胖的人影，伸展双臂拦住我们的去路，大声问：“嗨，你他妈的幸福吗？” 我猛吃一惊，脚下如同生了根似的，顿时愣愣地呆站在那儿，仿佛遇到了劫路的大盗。 小悦悄说：“别怕。这是你的一位病友。” 那矮矮胖胖的汉子又大声喝问：“你他妈的幸福吗？” 对这句不着边际也太突然的话，我一时不知该做怎样的回答是好。 小悦则又胸有成竹地说：“怕个什么劲呀，你的好运气来了。快说你幸福……” “你他妈的幸福吗？” 月光下，那汉子的面孔，好像人面狮身的“斯芬克斯”的脸。粗鲁的不耐烦的表情中，呈出某种怪诞的焦躁不安的希翼。 “我……幸……幸福……” 小悦暗中在我胳膊上拧了一下：“别吞吞吐吐的，大声回答！” 于是我吼道：“老子他妈的幸福！” “说幸福极了！说幸福得不知把自己怎么办才好！” 我从未感到自己幸福极了。更没有过幸福得不知把自己怎么办才好的时候。 但我宁愿照小悦的话说。我相信她不会坑我。何况她已有言在先，说我的好运气来了。 于是我又吼：“老子他妈的幸福极了！幸福得不知把自己怎么办才好了！” 那汉子朝我伸出了一只手：“脱下！脱下你的背心给我！老子买了！” 我丈二和尚摸不着头脑，低问小悦：“他干嘛要买我的背心呀？” 小悦对我说：“回去再详细讲给你听。” 又对那汉子说：“三号，别胡闹。他的背心，当然是要卖给你的！我们就是为了替你买下他的背心，才把他弄到这儿来的嘛！不过你可千万别吓着他。你若吓着了他，将来你穿上了人家的背心，会大大影响你幸福的程度啊！……” 小悦好说歹说，总算将汉子劝走了。 那汉子一边走一边喊：“他的背心老子买走了！不管出价多少老子都买定了！你们要是反悔了可不行！……” 小悦陪我回到我的病房，插上门，推我坐在沙发上，然后一蹦扑上了床。也顾不上脱鞋，盘腿儿坐在我病床上。看得出，她情绪好极了。 她说——那汉子姓孙名得贵，是位名符其实的大款。个人资财少说也有两千多万。原是倒卖假烟假酒的。不知怎么一来，奇迹般地便暴发了。暴发倒是暴发了。但不久便得了一种精神方面的病。按老医生王教授的分类法，叫“幸福怀疑症”。也就是说，他总感到自己其实并不幸福。 我说，这不是活得太烧包了么！如果个人资产、两千多万的大款还总感到自己不幸福，那么寻常百姓还能活么？ 小悦说，话不能这么讲，病么。 我说，他的病最好是去找心理医生治疗。 小悦说他找过的，所有的心理医生们，一概地只会劝他，一定要相信自己是一个幸福之人。可他就是不相信。相信了还叫“幸福怀疑症”么？他老婆万般无奈，慕王教授之名，拐着弯儿托了好几重人情，才将他送人到这里…… 我问那王教授，对他的病有办法么？ 小悦说当然有了！说若没有办法，教授还算是教授么？ 我听得来劲儿，追问那王教授究竟是以什么方式什么药物对他进行治疗的？ 她说其实也没什么神秘的。处方不过就是一件背心。 处方是……一件背心？ right!一件幸福之人贴身穿了八个月以上并且没洗过的背心。 小悦接着说，王教授所遵循的医学理论是这样的——首先，该理论肯定幸福是一种物质。 我说那还用怀疑？物质生活太穷酸了，人能幸福得起来么？ 小悦连连大摇其头。说亲爱的作家先生，你将我的话理解错了！王教授的理论，也就是王氏“XF”理论所肯定的，幸福乃是一种物质这一重大的发现，指的非是一个人的物质生活所处的水准。而是指幸福本身是一种物质元素。就像铁、锌、钙、碘是人体内必不可少的物质元素一样。她说，否则就难以解释得清楚，为什么有的大富豪终生郁郁寡欢，而某些穷光蛋竟有心思穷欢乐，欢欢乐乐地过了一生。不是别的什么原因在作祟，而是人体内的“XF”物质元素的多少在起作用。就好比血型对人的性格起作用一样。某些人具备了一切本应感到幸福的条件，可就是觉得自己不幸福，乃是因为体内先天缺少“XF”元素。与先天缺钙之人骨质必然松软道理是一样的。而另外一些人毫无应感到幸福的条件，却成天欢欢乐乐幸幸福福的，不是因为他们傻，缺心眼儿。而是他们体内的“XF”元素充足。不值得欢乐也必然欢乐。不值得感到幸福也必然非感到幸福不可。她说王氏理论认为，人体内的“XF”元素的微粒儿，是会从汗毛孔排泄出来的。一个幸福之人每天从汗毛孔排泄出来的“XF”元素的微粒儿，必然比一般人多得多。必然会大量附着在其背心上。而一个“幸福怀疑症”患者，穿上了那样的背心，就会通过自己的汗毛孔，将大量附着于背心上的“XF”元素吸收到自己的体内。日复一日地吸收，待到自己体中的“XF”元素渐渐多起来了，充足了，“幸福怀疑症”患者的病，也就不治自愈了…… 我半信半疑地说，为什么非得是穿了八个月以上的背心呢？谁的背心穿了八个月以上一水不洗呀？